Emergency Drunkeness

Last night's performance was very much the late night sex show version of An Extremely Memorable Emergency. The innuendo was everywhere; so were the hands, the lips and the legs. This clearly became far too exciting for one young drunken man who decided to escape by climbing onto the stage and falling off it again through the left front exit. Cue bewilderment from Andrew Pontzen, who was directly in the path of said drunken clamberer.

Sadly, James Lark, resoundingly out of sight behind a screen, had both hands full (with puppets, you dirty creatures) and was unable to witness this genuine emergency. Definitely one for the suggestion slip: Name An Emergency That Might Hit A Theatre - James Lark gets stuck behind a screen. Show-stopper!