Nouveau cuisine

I think what I just ate could be described as: "a tiny muffin incorporating two rolled up bits of bacon and filled with cream cheese".

What on EARTH possessed the freelance catering company employed to feed bored Civil Servants to create such an ABOMINATION????

Was the catering company bored? Or did they think the Civil Servants would be bored? Obviously not bored enough, as they didn't touch the things. Which is why I've just had one.

I feel like I've been abused by a muffin.