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June 23, 2004

I just got an email from Jesus

He told me to buy more porn. I'm not sure that his father would approve.

Posted by James Aylett at June 23, 2004 04:10 PM
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Are you sure it was from Jesus? That certainly is a bit worrying.

Never mind his Father, it's his Mother (Queen of Heaven and Empress of Hell) who must really be disappointed. If you want to let her know, she can be contacted at [email protected]

I don't suppose you could let me have Jesus' email address? Do you think he'd like to be a Premium Friend of the Uncertainty Division?

Posted by: James Lark at June 24, 2004 10:14 AM