Lie back and think of England

With having babies now being a patriotic duty for women, and in light of the news that many women earning over £50,000 are single (according to the Evening Standard, who aren't citable online, bastards that they are), are we going to see a change in the rape laws to legalise bands of horny men gang banging their way around St Katharine Docks? Juicy accountants, broadcasters and deputy policy commissioners, David - you know you want to.