improvised theatre

July 28, 2005

Technical knowitalls

I am planning to give my website a thorough overhall as it's currently merely adequate but nothing special. Was talking about this with somebody on MSN messenger earlier and he told me I would need Corel design and all sorts of fancy PHP or PMT or something.

"Can't I use paintbrush?" I innocently enquired. But no, no, apparently it's impossible to design anything in the least bit good on paintbrush.....HE THOUGHT.

Hah! I soon showed him!

website front page.bmp

Posted by James Lark at July 28, 2005 08:09 PM
Comments

Where is there a lump of poo next to that gravestone?

Or is that a tablet with the Ten Commandments? With the aforementioned lump of poo?

And do the Uncertainty Division really ride around in the Scooby Gang's Mystery Machine? Like, zoinks!

Posted by: James Casey at July 28, 2005 08:16 PM

Oh, yes, that's the UD minibus alright! See previous notes: http://uncertaintydivision.org/diary/general/archives/000101.html

Re. the gravestone/commandments/poo - not sure where that came from actually. Sorry, it's my head, nobody really understands it, least of all me.

Posted by: James Lark at July 28, 2005 08:24 PM

Bored at work, I decided to follow the link and have a brief scan of your website. Yes, I agree that it's nothing special. However, I was alarmed to discover that my work computer wouldn't let me view your photo gallery (I had hoped for more photos of you looking slightly constipated). In fact, the following came up.

Access to this web page is restricted at this time.
Reason: The Websense category "Adult Content" is filtered.
URL: http://jameslark.uktheatre.net/photo4.html

My mind is coming up with all sorts of horrible reasons as to why this might be the case. I fear I'm feeling a little nauseous.

Posted by: Windram at July 29, 2005 05:09 PM