Pieds

Tom Bell rightly points out on his website that this is hilarious.

Actually, it's so hilarious I was, for several minutes, convinced that Tom Bell had made it himself. This page, for instance, has all the hallmarks of a Bellish piece of whimsy.

The only reason I am now persuaded it's genuine is the detailed knowledge it displays of Recessive Pieds. Surely even Tom would not be so obsessive in his lampooning of fading celebrities.

Surely...

But really - "Athlete, Strongman and Prize Winning Buderigar Breeder"... How can absurdist comedians hope to compete with real life?