Simply Pink

I had a long and heated argument with Phil Stott this evening about Pink Floyd, which somehow ended in him telling an anecdote that finished with the sentence "so at some point in his life, Mick Hucknall has woken up with a big poo on his chest!"

Phil then tried to light the wrong end of a cigarette, which was both demeaning for him and undermined his whole argument about Pink Floyd being dull. Should think so too.