and it's hello from me

Well, as we're all saying 'how d'ye do?' I thought I'd pop in and say so too.

I'm Andrew, and you may remember me from last year's show where I appeared in such guises as "Dr Andrew".

While I hope everyone enjoys this year's show, and am looking forward to it very much, I must insist that balance be restored and that Ali, Phil, Susie and Martin all change their names at once. Either that or change their birthdays (little known fact: James Lark and I both have the same birthday. 3rd of September. presents to us c/o Uncertainty Division Towers, please).

right - roll on that Emergency - as Muse say in the title track of Apocalypse:

"declare this an emergency
come on and spread a sense of urgency"

-axx