improvised theatre

May 01, 2005

Another reason not to vote Labour

The Sunday Telegraph reveals that Tony Blair is planning, upon his re-election, to re-incorporate David Blunkett in the Cabinet in "some kind of enforcing role".

WHAT??? You mean after all our excitement that the fascist git got his come-uppance, he's going to be back in Cabinet after mere months??? As "The Enforcer", the kind of police-state uber-dictatorial position he's always longed for??????

Has Tony Blair gone totally MAD???? Didn't he learn his lesson from Doctor Who last night ? (The Daleks were described has having had "all human emotions removed except hate..." - replace the lethal armoured outer casing with a guide dog and who have you got?)

This can't happen. It can't it can't it can't it can't...

(Note to self: delete this entry when Blair is re-elected, less it is found by The Enforcer and recriminations are incurred.)

Posted by James Lark at May 1, 2005 08:39 AM
Comments

With any luck Billie Piper will touch Blunkett and cause him to mutate into an all-round nice guy. All right, so millions will clutch their heads in agony, but it may be worth it.

Posted by: James Casey at May 1, 2005 11:59 AM