Masons are really freaky

Maybe not now, no. Now they're happy, philanthropic people dedicated to good things like bunnies and cold toast. But it hasn't always been this way - in the 1920s in America they were sadistic little bastards who hazed their initiates just like in those awful frat house movies that used to be popular for no obvious reason.

Only they had companies selling them toys to make it even more fun! Fun! With electricity!