The Uncertainty Division - Uncertainty ... And So On: Things I have seen

August 26, 2005

Things I have seen

This notice is on all underground trains:

But how do they expect people to phone the transport police when there is no reception on the underground? And even if you could get through to them, how would they fit a helicopter down there?

Is there really a problem with people smoking in open manholes?

This is what a flamingo would look like without a body.

Posted by James Lark at August 26, 2005 02:22 PM

Comments

1. There are phones on the underground platforms for calling the Transport Police;
2. It's so you don't get blown up from the gas leak;
3. Skinny and pink? Stand away from the mirror, my dear!

Love and hugs,

Mary
Spoiling the Fun Since 1980

Posted by: Mary at August 26, 2005 04:40 PM

But how WOULD they get the helicopter down there, clever clogs?

Posted by: James Lark at August 26, 2005 05:06 PM

The device to the right of the helicopter on the notice is a shrinking machine.

Posted by: James Aylett at August 26, 2005 06:00 PM

You just weren't looking closely enough!

http://www.puduhepa.org/transport2.jpg

Posted by: Mary at August 26, 2005 06:26 PM