what happened today?

age, alcohol and the bitter cold wipe memories from my head.

what happened in today's show for instance?

oh - i've remembered: Newscaster fools Wolverhampton denizens with giant-imitating Lego; Badgers disguised as Barbies, the anti-lego- save day.

Today's audience participation sees the now-disgraced newscaster marry a cheeky heckler. hooray! (didn't kiss the bride though)