Romance

Last night's show saw everybody in the audience paired off blind date-style by Dame Bagel's dating agency. Apart from one unfortunate break-up (in which, alas, it was my very own cousin who was dumped for some floozy) I feel proud to say that we saw several promising couples set up during the show, some of which I feel sure have the potential to last for many happy years.

At least, that's what I'm hoping.

Post-show discussion revealed that at least two of our acquaintances have found love at The Space following Uncertainty Division shows. So we'd very much like to hear from anybody else who has had any kind of romantic success at one of our events. Any stories would warm my heart to a point of almost unbearable contentment.

And who knows, if we appear to have successfully set up a few more relationships, perhaps we may start a real dating agency. That way we might even make some money one day.