Ye gods.... clearly continuing the tradition of putting increasingly unflattering photographs of Lark on the website. I have so many chins I look like my Great Aunt.

I have hitherto been under the impression that I'm actually quite good looking. This website is running the risk of bursting that little bubble of delusion. I don't know whether that's a good thing or not.

There's a rather striking one of you as the dame which I'll try to get up at some point. Whether that will help you get over this momentary lapse in confidence, however, I can't predict.