another day

Another day, another panto.

Animals escape Scottish zoo in Earthquake; are coveted by villanous carpet maker, piped to respectibility. Polar Bear dies, Anne Widdecome restores order.

with this interlude:

Shock horror: Dame spanks heckler live on stage!! HSE & Fire Officer approve!!

(Good to see the English Vice back on the Cambridge Stage where it deserves to be, eh?)